thelxstsavior:
“You never told me your name. What is it?”
“Elphaba Thropp. And you are?”
“Wait, you are?”
“Yes, but I’ve never threatened you. Besides, my days of magic are long over. I can’t even find my spellbook.
I promise.”
“You wouldn’t be laughing when she threatened the people you loved.”
“You obviously don’t understand. I’m the Wicked Witch of the West.”
justanorphan:
“Excuse me? Want to say that again?”
“Why? Do you have bad hearing? You ought to get that checked out.”
+ thelxstsavior, xtaleasoldastime, littlexboxes
“Wicked Witch? Have you tried water?”
